Jester joins the Doritos leadership

SUMMIT, Doritos Capital- With the Doritos experiencing an unexpected loss in the legends cup and the retirement of Badboy and Zire. CPA and Doritos legend, Jester has joined the DCP leadership and have taken the challenge to get that top spot in the universal Top ten. Let’s Read more to find out why he decided to join the army community after a long period of time. Continue reading

Meet The Board: Ben

SLUSHY, CP Army League Headquarters- Today we bring to you all the sixth edition of the Meet the Board series. If you don’t already know (you really should) the board members are the most important people in the league, they are the highest members of staff and have the most important roles such as registering new armies, updating the server map and making sure we have a good time by scheduling tournaments. We never really had a chance to have a chat with them so the reporter crew has decided to have this segment so we cant get to know the board members better. Today we bring you to our favorite Ice Warrior, give it up for Ben. Continue reading

Is Cargo Really Alberto?

Slushy, CPAL HQ – In recent weeks the community has been rocked by the arrival of Alberto, with many taking a strong liking to the individual who hides behind a word document profile picture. I decided it was time to investigate and search for the answers the community is looking for, who is Alberto? what is Alberto? Why is Alberto? and most importantly, was Tes7 the greatest leader the Water Vikings ever had? Lets find out.  Caution: Satire post, do not take anything in this post seriously.
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O’Regan619 and the Furry Mystery

Slushy, CPAL- The recent days in this army community have seen a wave of allegations and satire posts by a man named O’Regan619, also known as Regan. Today I am here to settle once and for all the mystery of FURRID-19 and why such allegations were made by this sick twisted man, who I, unfortunately, lead the Ice Warriors with. Please be aware that this post contains heavy use of SATIRE.

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SM Army Legend Inductions: Results

SLUSHY, CP Army League Headquarters: After what has been an amazing two years for Club Penguin Armies, which has also come to be known as the Golden Age of Armies, we have released our very first edition of SM Army Legend Inductions since our genesis in 2018. Since then, many people have made an impact on armies and the community, and our community has done nothing short of prospering. The board has come together and combined with your votes, we have combined the results to induct our first SM Army Legends!

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CP ARMY LEAGUE: Top Ten [6/14/20 – 6/21/20]

SLUSHY, Army League HQ: With Legends Cup going on, we’ve witnessed great battles this week! We also saw the entrance of several new Armies into the League who’ve made this week’s Top Ten quite competitive! Who’s going to take first place this week? Read on to find who claims the throne of the Top Ten!

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