[Editorial] Meme Armies and their Integrity

Please note: The following post is an editorial and contains the writer’s personal opinion. It does not represent the views of CPAL as a whole.

 

SLUSHY, Cookie Monster’s office – Many new armies have popped up recently, some being real armies, that want to work hard and progress in terms of land, while others are “meme” armies, which are not entirely focused on land. These armies seem more interested in spreading a movement or a joke or are just created as a fun thing to do. I, as a creator and leader of a “meme” army that never became official, found that recruiting for them was more laborious and that they could spread a joke. Still, the base principle of the army was not to take the land, which made running the army itself more difficult. If meme armies don’t want land, what do they want? Well, I looked into it and found some surprising answers. Continue reading for more!

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Leader’s Lounge With Neo – xFastx

SLUSHY, CP Army League Headquarters – So much has happened regarding the SWAT army. It seems that not too long ago, SWAT was split into two and forced to regenerate their army, almost from scratch. So, where are they now? I sat down with current SWAT leader xFastx to get the latest update on SWAT’s reemergence.

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The Alberto Warriors

NOTE: Some parts are satiric, don’t take everything I say for granted.

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Alberto Warriors Nation – The Alberto Warriors came around after a very controversial issue, Regan getting bullied, in the Ice Warriors. Regan decided to retire, unretire, name Kala leader, demote her, and then name a famous person named Alberto as leader.

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SWAT Returns To The Community

OUTBACK, Former SWAT capital – After a controversial merge a week ago with the Doritos, SWAT has come back under the new leadership of Sophy Bee, Izzy, and Fast. Many troops who disagreed with the merge and wanted their home back have decided to support the return of their beloved army. Read more to find out more about the return!

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The Badboy Wars

SUMMIT, Doritos Capital – As SWAT recently merged into the Doritos, many changes have already arisen both within the Doritos and the rest of the community. One of the most important changes was Badboy’s position change to the leader of the Doritos. Continuing his issues with IW from the NDA/IW war prior, Badboy quickly looked for another conflict, declaring war on the Pirates taking the server Winter Land on Saturday, only to give it back, sign a treaty and work together to both take down the Ice Warriors with new Pirates leaders, Agent 11, Regan, & Madhav2 now at the helm. Read on to find out more about this very confusing, and still developing story.

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Club Penguin Online: Small/Medium Top Ten Armies [5/3/20 – 5/10/20]

SLUSHY, CPO Army League Headquarters – Starting off this week with a bang, we saw many Small/Medium Armies rush to invade free land. Lets see how the new server map impacted the Small/Medium army world.

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A Simple Satire Regarding the Community’s Degeneracy

AURORA, CPOAL Headquarters- As we have entered a new age of armies, the Good, the Bad, and the Degenerate come along with it. Here at CPOAL, we are dedicated to pointing them out to you for pure entertainment. Read on for more as we “discuss” them in this first edition of CPOAL Satire.

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Meet the Board: Andrew24

KLONDIKE, CPO Army League Headquarters – Today we bring to you all the third edition of the Meet the Board series. Due to the previous author’s retirement, I will be taking the responsibility of writing this series. Continue reading for the story behind our next board member, Andrew24.

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