[Editorial] Meme Armies and their Integrity

Please note: The following post is an editorial and contains the writer’s personal opinion. It does not represent the views of CPAL as a whole.


SLUSHY, Cookie Monster’s office – Many new armies have popped up recently, some being real armies, that want to work hard and progress in terms of land, while others are “meme” armies, which are not entirely focused on land. These armies seem more interested in spreading a movement or a joke or are just created as a fun thing to do. I, as a creator and leader of a “meme” army that never became official, found that recruiting for them was more laborious and that they could spread a joke. Still, the base principle of the army was not to take the land, which made running the army itself more difficult. If meme armies don’t want land, what do they want? Well, I looked into it and found some surprising answers. Continue reading for more!

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Where Did Alberto Go?

Slushy- Army League Headquarters- Upon the entry of Alberto, the league was taken back the amount of energy this boomer of a leader had towards his best creation yet, the Alberto Warriors, but as of late, Alberto has been missing-in-action. Where in the world did he go? My mission was to uncover where he is in this article.

Satire Warning– All respect for this article goes to Alberto.

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Irish Republican Army becomes Official!

THE GREAT LAND OF IRELAND, IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY’S PUB – Regan, leader of both Alberto Warriors and Ice Warriors, has found himself leading a new army to victory. However, this army is motivated based on a historical grudge rather than the urge to dominate the server map. Together with 8 other leaders, what are the intentions of this new army known as the Irish Republican Army? Read on to find out!

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The Royals End Their Reign

SLEET, Royal’s Capital- After an extremely long run gilded in success, The S/M army powerhouse Royals of CP has decided to close their doors after a long one year run. Read more on why they decided to close down. Continue reading

Buddy Removed from Water Viking’s Leadership

Note: The section titled “Zamb’s Note” contains the personal thoughts of the writer and does not reflect or represent the views of CPAL as a whole.

Frostbite, Water Viking’s Nation – Following their recent revival, Water Vikings have shown great success. Despite re-branding from Golden Guardians, a small medium army with solid sizes, the leaders continued to grow their army and reach the status as a Major army in both our own league, along with partner league Club Penguin Army Media. However, Buddy, Hall of Famer in the army and one of the leaders that began their newest era, has been removed from the leadership. Read on to find out why despite playing an important role in their rebirth, Buddy was ejected!

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The Erikas of CP are the next Army to contract FURRID-19?


SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ-We have seen the rise of the extremely severe pandemic going by the name of FURRID-19 and so far, we believe we have identified four armies that have been affected by the pandemic. These armies are the Animal Kingdom (now shut down), the Royals, the Pirates ,the Ice Warriors and perhaps even the Golden Troops or Doritos now Animal Kingdom merged into GT and the leaders became HCOM in Doritos. Well I believe we have identified a fifth army that we may need to watch out for if we wish to contain FURRID-19: The Erikas. Continue reading

Meet The Board: LuciferStar

SLUSHY, CP Army Headquarters-  Today we bring to you all the sixth edition of the Meet the Board series. If you don’t already know (you really should) the board members are the most important people in the league, they are the highest members of staff and have the most important roles such as registering new armies, updating the server map and making sure we have a good time by scheduling tournaments. We never really had a chance to have a chat with them so the reporter crew has decided to have this segment so we cant get to know the board members better. Today we bring you to our most lit board member, give it up for LuciferStar. Continue reading

Suspects Identified in the Defacing of Dorito’s Discord Server

Satire Warning: This post is a satire post not intended to be taken seriously by anyone. Doritos are a Legendary Army and a valudable part of our CPAL Community. We do not in any way endorse the defacing of their server, and we fully condemn any such acts that are carried in our community. 

SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ: As the days pass on, we not only see CPPS’ being wiped off, we now also see Discord Servers being wiped off. In tonight’s special edition of “Who did it?”, we investigate the possible suspects in the recent case of the Defacement of the Doritos Server.

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Leader’s Lounge With Neo – xFastx

SLUSHY, CP Army League Headquarters – So much has happened regarding the SWAT army. It seems that not too long ago, SWAT was split into two and forced to regenerate their army, almost from scratch. So, where are they now? I sat down with current SWAT leader xFastx to get the latest update on SWAT’s reemergence.

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Water Vikings Dock Their Ship In CPAL

FROSTBITE, Water Vikings Nation- With the round 2 announced in Legends Cup and few of our armies advancing through the next round. We have a Legend’s Cup Contender joining our community to get that top spot in the Top Ten. It’s none other than the legendary army, Water Vikings. Let’s Read more to find out why they joined our community. Continue reading