King Mythic Retires From Armies

AVALANCHE, Elite’s Empire – in a not so shocking turn of events, Mythic, former Elites’ leader has announced his retirement following some slight inactivity. Elites are an army who came back less than two months ago and are already a consistent contender within the Top Five every week; so what will this retirement mean for the Elites? Let’s take a look together.

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Suspects Identified in the Defacing of Dorito’s Discord Server

Satire Warning: This post is a satire post not intended to be taken seriously by anyone. Doritos are a Legendary Army and a valudable part of our CPAL Community. We do not in any way endorse the defacing of their server, and we fully condemn any such acts that are carried in our community. 

SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ: As the days pass on, we not only see CPPS’ being wiped off, we now also see Discord Servers being wiped off. In tonight’s special edition of “Who did it?”, we investigate the possible suspects in the recent case of the Defacement of the Doritos Server.

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Gingersnap Returns to DCP leadership

SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ – After a long break – spanning over one month – Gingersnap, army veteran and Doritos legend, has returned to the Doritos leadership. The well respected army veteran has been involved with the Doritos for over 8 years and has achieved the beloved legend status within the army. It seems Gingersnap is not quite done yet, and is back to prove that his time in the Doritos will go down in history. Read on to find out the latest on Gingersnap’s return, and his future within the army.

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Leader’s Lounge With Neo – xFastx

SLUSHY, CP Army League Headquarters – So much has happened regarding the SWAT army. It seems that not too long ago, SWAT was split into two and forced to regenerate their army, almost from scratch. So, where are they now? I sat down with current SWAT leader xFastx to get the latest update on SWAT’s reemergence.

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SWAT Returns To The Community

OUTBACK, Former SWAT capital – After a controversial merge a week ago with the Doritos, SWAT has come back under the new leadership of Sophy Bee, Izzy, and Fast. Many troops who disagreed with the merge and wanted their home back have decided to support the return of their beloved army. Read more to find out more about the return!

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The Badboy Wars

SUMMIT, Doritos Capital – As SWAT recently merged into the Doritos, many changes have already arisen both within the Doritos and the rest of the community. One of the most important changes was Badboy’s position change to the leader of the Doritos. Continuing his issues with IW from the NDA/IW war prior, Badboy quickly looked for another conflict, declaring war on the Pirates taking the server Winter Land on Saturday, only to give it back, sign a treaty and work together to both take down the Ice Warriors with new Pirates leaders, Agent 11, Regan, & Madhav2 now at the helm. Read on to find out more about this very confusing, and still developing story.

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