Suspects Identified in the Defacing of Dorito’s Discord Server

Satire Warning: This post is a satire post not intended to be taken seriously by anyone. Doritos are a Legendary Army and a valudable part of our CPAL Community. We do not in any way endorse the defacing of their server, and we fully condemn any such acts that are carried in our community. 

SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ: As the days pass on, we not only see CPPS’ being wiped off, we now also see Discord Servers being wiped off. In tonight’s special edition of “Who did it?”, we investigate the possible suspects in the recent case of the Defacement of the Doritos Server.

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Gingersnap Returns to DCP leadership

SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ – After a long break – spanning over one month – Gingersnap, army veteran and Doritos legend, has returned to the Doritos leadership. The well respected army veteran has been involved with the Doritos for over 8 years and has achieved the beloved legend status within the army. It seems Gingersnap is not quite done yet, and is back to prove that his time in the Doritos will go down in history. Read on to find out the latest on Gingersnap’s return, and his future within the army.

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Leader’s Lounge With Neo – xFastx

SLUSHY, CP Army League Headquarters – So much has happened regarding the SWAT army. It seems that not too long ago, SWAT was split into two and forced to regenerate their army, almost from scratch. So, where are they now? I sat down with current SWAT leader xFastx to get the latest update on SWAT’s reemergence.

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The Alberto Warriors

NOTE: Some parts are satiric, don’t take everything I say for granted.

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Alberto Warriors Nation – The Alberto Warriors came around after a very controversial issue, Regan getting bullied, in the Ice Warriors. Regan decided to retire, unretire, name Kala leader, demote her, and then name a famous person named Alberto as leader.

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Water Vikings Dock Their Ship In CPAL

FROSTBITE, Water Vikings Nation- With the round 2 announced in Legends Cup and few of our armies advancing through the next round. We have a Legend’s Cup Contender joining our community to get that top spot in the Top Ten. It’s none other than the legendary army, Water Vikings. Let’s Read more to find out why they joined our community. Continue reading

Meet The Board: Mehakk


SLUSHY, CP Army League Headquarters-
Today we bring to you all the fifth edition of the Meet the Board series. If you don’t already know (you really should) the board members are the most important people in the league, they are the highest members of staff and have the most important roles such as registering new armies, updating the server map and making sure we have a good time by scheduling tournaments. We never really had a chance to have a chat with them so the reporter crew has decided to have this segment so we cant get to know the board members better. Today we bring you to our only dominant lady board member, give it up for Mehakk. Continue reading

Fighter Pilots fly their way into CP

SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ – A new army gets into the ranks of CP. After the closure of several of the CPPS’ including CPO, we’ve seen a decreased amount in new armies being registered to CPAL. However, we’ve had the pleasure of bringing in the Fighter Pilots to the CPAL community. Read more to learn about the Fighter Pilots of CP. 

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[EDITORIAL] The Fight For Top Twenty Points

Please note: The following post is an editorial and contains the writer’s personal opinion. It does not represent the views of CPAL as a whole.

SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ, Lucifer’s Office: As the fight for a higher position on the Top Twenty continues, armies have begun to adopt unique measures so as to garner more points on the Top Twenty. Recently it was brought to my attention that our counterparts at CP Army Media had reported on a unique measure that was being utilised by CP Army League Armies specifically so as to garner more points. I felt it was my responsibility to bring to light another such loophole being exploited specifically by CP Army Media affiliated armies. By doing so, we can continue to work alongside each other to eradicate such loopholes being utilised by armies.

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