Please note: The following post is an editorial and contains the writer’s personal opinion. It does not represent the views of CPAL as a whole.
SLUSHY, Cookie Monster’s office – Many new armies have popped up recently, some being real armies, that want to work hard and progress in terms of land, while others are “meme” armies, which are not entirely focused on land. These armies seem more interested in spreading a movement or a joke or are just created as a fun thing to do. I, as a creator and leader of a “meme” army that never became official, found that recruiting for them was more laborious and that they could spread a joke. Still, the base principle of the army was not to take the land, which made running the army itself more difficult. If meme armies don’t want land, what do they want? Well, I looked into it and found some surprising answers. Continue reading for more!
SLUSHY, Army League HQ: With Legends Cup going on, we’ve witnessed great battles this week! We also saw the entrance of several new Armies into the League who’ve made this week’s Top Ten quite competitive! Who’s going to take first place this week? Read on to find who claims the throne of the Top Ten!
Slushy- Army League Headquarters- Upon the entry of Alberto, the league was taken back the amount of energy this boomer of a leader had towards his best creation yet, the Alberto Warriors, but as of late, Alberto has been missing-in-action. Where in the world did he go? My mission was to uncover where he is in this article.
Satire Warning– All respect for this article goes to Alberto.
MAMMOTH, Historic SWAT Capital – Many leadership changes took place in the past 3 days inside the Special Weapons and Tactics army AKA SWAT. This included the return of Sweater AKA Conor, and the instating of Teaska into the beloved leadership positions. They have helped SWAT since its entry into CPO, and now hope to help SWAT get back into the peak it reached in CPO.
SLEET, Royal’s Capital- After an extremely long run gilded in success, The S/M army powerhouse Royals of CP has decided to close their doors after a long one year run. Read more on why they decided to close down. Continue reading →
Note: The section titled “Zamb’s Note” contains the personal thoughts of the writer and does not reflect or represent the views of CPAL as a whole.
Frostbite, Water Viking’s Nation – Following their recent revival, Water Vikings have shown great success. Despite re-branding from Golden Guardians, a small medium army with solid sizes, the leaders continued to grow their army and reach the status as a Major army in both our own league, along with partner league Club Penguin Army Media. However, Buddy, Hall of Famer in the army and one of the leaders that began their newest era, has been removed from the leadership. Read on to find out why despite playing an important role in their rebirth, Buddy was ejected!
SLUSHY, CP Army League HQ-We have seen the rise of the extremely severe pandemic going by the name of FURRID-19 and so far, we believe we have identified four armies that have been affected by the pandemic. These armies are the Animal Kingdom (now shut down), the Royals, the Pirates ,the Ice Warriors and perhaps even the Golden Troops or Doritos now Animal Kingdom merged into GT and the leaders became HCOM in Doritos. Well I believe we have identified a fifth army that we may need to watch out for if we wish to contain FURRID-19: The Erikas.Continue reading →
Slushy, CPAL HQ – Another new army has come cruising into the Army League community as the Bikers were officially instated into the league. Continue reading to find out more about this army! Continue reading →
FJORD, Alberto Warriors Capital – The Alberto Warriors recently declared war on the Fighter Pilots, for various reasons. This is bound to be an interesting war, as both armies only have one piece of land, and depending on who wins the battle on the night of June 10th, the war may or may not end. Read on to find out more!
SLUSHY, CP Army Headquarters- Today we bring to you all the sixth edition of the Meet the Board series. If you don’t already know (you really should) the board members are the most important people in the league, they are the highest members of staff and have the most important roles such as registering new armies, updating the server map and making sure we have a good time by scheduling tournaments. We never really had a chance to have a chat with them so the reporter crew has decided to have this segment so we cant get to know the board members better. Today we bring you to our most lit board member, give it up for LuciferStar. Continue reading →