SLUSHY, CP Army League Headquarters- Today we bring to you all the sixth edition of the Meet the Board series. If you don’t already know (you really should) the board members are the most important people in the league, they are the highest members of staff and have the most important roles such as registering new armies, updating the server map and making sure we have a good time by scheduling tournaments. We never really had a chance to have a chat with them so the reporter crew has decided to have this segment so we cant get to know the board members better. Today we bring you to our favorite Ice Warrior, give it up for Ben.
He joined armies back in November 2013, recruited by one of the legendary armies called Nachos of CP. Since Ben didn’t know anything about armies, he was inactive in Nachos. Soon, he found Ice Warriors, and he was able to rise his ranks and was able to become staff by August 2014. He left armies in December due to academic reasons and returned in May 2015 as a 7th in Command in Ice Warriors.
Within a spawn of a month, Ben was quickly promoted to 3rd in Command by KingFunks. Funks left IW for WV, but Ben stayed under Andrew’s leadership until the end of 2015. When Xxxtoysoldier took over IW and shut it down, Ben decided to join Chaos under the leadership of Wyo, Orange, and Owl as 4th in Command. Ben was able to work up his way up to 2nd in Command within a month, but the time came for Chaos to shutdown. That was when Ant offered Ben the position of leader in Golds. Ben led Golds for a month and decided to quit armies to focus on his schoolwork as it was one of the most important years in his school life.
After his schoolwork, he decided to return to the army community and that is where he became a leader of Night Rebels along Perry, Kyle, Wozza, and Haroon. Months later, he heard IW came back for the final time before CP shutdown. Without taking a second thought, Ben instantly joined Ice Warriors as a 2nd in Command and stayed until Club Penguin closed down.
Late 2019, Ben randomly opened up discord as he heard Ice Warriors were coming back. Ben had no plans to join the IW leadership until the whole world was hit by the pandemic. Now, he proudly serves the Ice Warriors as a leader.
As you can see he is quite an old and experienced member in the army community and has been involved in many great achievements. After learning about Ben, we were lucky enough to get an exclusive interview with him.
Note: This interview may contain explicit language, so please read at your own discretion.
Interview with Ben, Board of Directors and leader of Ice Warriors
CPAL: Hello ben, thank you for spending your time with us. What do you do in real life?
I wake up play CS:GO after getting tilted by the Russians i hop on discord i guess
CPAL: Sounds totally normal. You have been in armies for more than over 7 years, What is your favorite thing about armies?
ending peoples careers
CPAL: You have been in many legendary armies from the past, which army makes you feel like home?
Ice Warriors ofc spent most my time in it.
CPAL: Well can you explain the army community in why you choose to have ripped profile pictures?
After Kay called me Hunky Chunky i took 69 minutes of thinking what it means and trying to crack the code with Zuke since he knows how to crack very well then i had an idea of googling it but it didn’t work out too well after spending 69 minutes of not knowing how to crack the code i went back to recruiting i found some guy saying ”i have bigger docks than you” so then i instantly remembered that im Hunky Chunky and that ”i have bigger docks than him” then i instantly knew what exactly hunky chunky meant after that i knew that i was chosen from one of the gods that i am hunky chunky so i officially declared that i am the Hunk Of The Chunk.
CPAL: Who is the love of your life?
Princess of Zelda. Holy Frickingbad. I want to bangthe princess from the legend of Zelda so goddamn bad. I can’tstand it anymore. Every time I play the BotW I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fricking???withher. I want her to have my mutant goddess babies.
CPAL: Since your name has been marked in IW’s history books, When do you plan on retiring?
After the Furrid-19 ends.
CPAL: Any final comments for our readers?
Cloud9 is fantastic, just need to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, po flashes, map pool, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, posplant positioning, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.
After learning more about Ben’s interests and his experience with armies. We really can’t ask for a better board member than Ben. What do YOU think? Is Ben the coolest board member? Let us know YOUR thoughts on him in the comments below!