Slushy, Army League HQ – Since Mehakk’s removal from the Royals leadership more has information has surfaced which accused Mehakk of turning fellow Royals troops into Furries. Continue Reading to find out more. CAUTION: EXTREME SATIRE
Just hours after my most recent post outing the Army League head of board, Mehakk, as a furry. More information has come to my attention regarding the damage caused by Mehakk in the Royals army. Most notable being the alleged turning of Royals Leaders Erika and Brooke from a respected leaders into furries. I’m sure you’re all asking the same questions, Why Erika? What is Mehakk’s plan? What does this mean for the rest of the Army League? Let’s investigate.
Royals in danger?
First of all, let’s address what has already happened in these crazy times for the Royals army. As I discussed in Is Mehakk a furry? The Evidence, It has been confirmed that Mehakk was removed from the Royals leadership for attempting to turn the Royals staff into furries. But I was anonymously sent interesting statements which tell us that Mehakk has succeeded in turning Royals leaders Erika and Brooke into furries. In the following screenshots, Erika confirms she is a furry and has in fact joined the furry discord servers (which I was denied access to as my bio was not believable). I cannot say how I have got this evidence but I would like to thank the person who did send these to me, (I forgot your name). Below you will find my Interview with Royals leader and furry, Erika. Warning: Those with good music taste may think less of Erika after viewing the following screenshots.
Interview with confirmed furry, Erika
Regan: Are you a furry?
As you can see from this interview, denial is strong in Erika, But now it is with a heavy heart that I must report another victim to Mehakk’s furry takeover plans, another Royals leader, Brooke, who on the 30th of March, admitted to being a furry in the main chat of the Royals server, What shocks me most of all about this is that Brooke, in fact, was one of those responsible for the evidence coming out over Mehakk, but this makes me wonder, is this all apart of Mehakk’s master plan? are there any more secret furries in the royals army? I decided it was time to Interview another confirmed furry, Brooke.
Interview with confirmed furry, Brooke
Regan: So It has been confirmed Mehakk has turned Erika into a furry, do you know of any other Royal that may have joined the furry life?
Brooke: I currently do not know of any other royals that have joined the furry life.
Regan: What have the Royals leadership been doing to stop the spread of furrid-19?
Brooke: Royals leadership has since taken extreme measures in combatting the spread. We have currently quarantined our staff chats by removing Erika from the staff chats and quarantining them. As well as, getting more moderators to stop the spread of furry propaganda in our server.
Regan: In your opinion, how long before all this blows over?
Brooke: bout a week, with all the publicity it will be really hard for them to continue trying to convert our members to furries.