New Army Causes Conflict Minutes After Opening Event

Unknown Territory, Unban Sweater From Homie Zone Warriors of Club Penguin Armies: The Game Capitol – Today the Club Penguin Army League sees a new army rise up out of nowhere, but it is already causing a stir. Unban Sweater From Homie Zone Warriors of Club Penguin Armies: The Game, also known as USFHZWOCPATG, was created after a member of a secret elite group chat of Army League men breached their ‘bro code’, exposing women to the chat and subsequently getting banned. The cry for justice from none other than Army League’s Editor in Chief, Sweater, has caused a mass divide in the community, however with threats from both sides, the new army’s future is already looking unstable.

Background

On the evening of June 4th 2020, an elite group chat, Homie Zone, was split apart after a disasterous move from group member Sweater/Conor cost him his membership. At approximately midnight, GMT, Sweater added his close friends, Sophy Bee, Sammidc and Marissa to what he thought was a safe space, however they were quickly removed, followed by OG group member Sweater. Sweater’s ban quickly caused shock throughout the group, and a new group chat was made. But this wasn’t enough, and Sweater quickly sought justice and on the morning of June 5th invited his closest friends to a server initially titled ‘Unban Sweater From Homie Zone’, which would soon become the official server of CPAL’s newest army: Unban Sweater From Homie Zone Warriors of Club Penguin Armies: The Game.

 

Opening Event

Although the army was met with backlash from the elite Homie Zone members, it quickly grew large enough that an opening event was organised for later that evening. At 11pm GMT, USFHZWOCPATG held their first official event, and reached a max of 11, officially qualifying them to be an army in Club Penguin: Army League.

 

 

Backlash

Despite initial sucess, the new army quickly faced backlash from Homie Zone members, and soon raids begun on both the server and the original army group chat, with members Teaska and Maroon taking the lead, aided by S Cargo2, who was initially considered an ally of USFHZWOCPATG. Spamming both chats with the phrase ‘Extend The Timeout’, the perpertrators were quickly banned, however unlike their actions in Homie Zone the day before, Sweater took pity on them and allowed them to rejoin the server.

 

Homie Zone member Maroon spams the army’s server with the phrase ‘Extend The Timeout’

Another Homie Zone member, Teaska, copies these messages in the army’s founding group chat after being added by traitor S Cargo2.

As you can see, the backlash from Sweater’s move has been immense, dividing a once close group in to two camps: those who support his fight for justice, and those who do not. Lets see what the leaders of each group have to say about the ongoing situation.

 

Interview with Unban Sweater From Homie Zone Warriors of Club Penguin Armies: The Game’s leader, Sweater.

CPAL: How did this new army come about?

Sweater: There was an idea, Erika knows this, called the UNBAN SWEATER FROM HOMIE ZONE Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable Army Troops, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to to fight the battles we never could. To win the battles we never could.

CPAL: Wow! That’s quite the idea. Did any event in particular prompt the naming of this group?

Sweater: Yes I was banned by Mythic from Homie Zone. It’s where I got the name. Homie Zone is a group chat that had myself, S Cargo2, King Templars-Reject (aka Mythic), LuciferStar, Teaska from Royals and Maroon (he’s the guy you normally find simping people on the Doritos group). I was banend, because I added some of my friends to the group chat. Apparently “no girls are allowed,” which got me thinking. Why should I stand by and allow this blatant sexism? Answer: I shouldn’t. I am now in contact with everybody in my army and we’re going to take out these Homie Zoners one by one. The next report on them will be their obituaries.

CPAL: That’s quite the threat! Do you think that, if you were unbanned, you’d be willing to rejoin Homie Zone?

Sweater: yes please take me back guys i love this group chat i’m sorry things got so out of hand

CPAL: Thank you very much for your time! Do you have anything else you’d like to say?

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Interview with CEO of Homie Zone, Mythic.

CPAL: How did this new army come about?

Mythic: Uhhhh, well, Conor is a simp, and he added a bunch of women into a homies only GC, which led to his removal from the GC, along with all the women he added. The rest is history.

CPAL: As someone so intricatly involved with USFHZWOCPATG’s creation, how do you feel that the army is now official in Club Penguin Army League?

Mythic: Uhh, I’m glad that Conor took this initiative. He turned a situation that made him sad and made it into a situation for the enjoyment of others. Tho tbh I’d rather not have him go around telling everyone about this super exclusive group of young CPA men. Because it is a sort of safe haven for many of them from the tyranny of controlling women.

CPAL: Will Sweater ever be unbanned from Homie Zone, and if so how do you think this will impact USFHZWOCPATG?

Mythic: I feel that Conor will be unbanned not long from now, he has already gotten quite a following, and they’re pretty convincing.Nah jk: Conor isn’t banned he’s on a week timeout, so after a week the army should probably dissolve ¯_(ツ)_/¯

CPAL: Thank you very much! Is there anything else you’d like to say?

Mythic: Homie Zone are going to respond, USFHZWOCPATG just gotta wait and see 😉

 

As you can see, the leaders on both sides of the split are willing to work with the other to come to an agreement on Sweater’s membership to the Homie Zone, but with emotions still raw, who knows when the promise will come to fruition? With the unveiling of this elite men-only group, and threats of retaliation coming from both groups, this CPAL reporter can’t help but think that USFHZWOCPATG’s creation is only the start of something bigger yet to come.

 

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So there it is folks! CPAL’s newest army is already causing quite a stir in the community, and with threats from both sides, who knows what the future has in store for Unban Sweater From Homie Zone Warriors of Club Penguin Armies: The Game?

What do YOU think? Should we be watching out for the elite ‘Homie Zone’ group? And will USFHZWOCPATG survive? Or will Mythic and his team thwart Sweater’s plans to seek justice?

Sophy Bee

CPAL Reporter

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